so i was happily peeing in the toilet and out of now where this fucking spider decides to fucking crawl out of fucking toilet roll and crawl towards me and i haven’t even fucking finished pissing so i was trying to tense and make my piss go faster, the fucking spider was right next to me and i just pulled my pants up and ran out of the toilet. let me tell you, i saw that exact same spider to days ago and it grew. AND IT FUCKING GREW. I KNEW I SHOULD OF TOLD MY SISTER TO KILL IT!